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Total Medals Earned: 165 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,735 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 27/44 (240/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)

Kitten Kart 10 Points

Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.

Battle Cat 10 Points

Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.

Giga Golem 10 Points

Master the elements.

Guardian 10 Points

Smash up an elite sentry.

Invincible 10 Points

Survive with 1HP remaining.

Max Radiation 10 Points

Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.

Minigamer 1 10 Points

Get 5000 points in part one.

Minigamer 2 10 Points

Get 6000 points in part two.

Noob 10 Points

Kill yourself.

Oblivion 10 Points

Swept away by waves of fire.

Sand Worm 10 Points

Eat worms for breakfast.

Zombie Hydra 10 Points

Slay the undead dragon.

Middle Tier 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.

Minigamer 3 25 Points

Get 10,000 points in survival.

Sword Master 25 Points

Try out all swords.

Beast Master 50 Points

Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.

Leet Tier 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.

Overkill 50 Points

Hit the damage limit of 99999.

Valkyrie 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save the world.

God Tier 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

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Fall Damage

Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)

RANK1 5 Points

RANK1

RANK2 5 Points

RANK2

RANK3 5 Points

RANK3

RANK4 10 Points

RANK4

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Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 14/18 (300/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Medals Earned: 18/30 (105/190 points)

Big Brother 5 Points

Rescue Gretel

Free Bird 5 Points

Teach hansel how to fly

Frosty Impaler 5 Points

Be too greedy

Got Wood? 5 Points

Suffer the stickman's wrath

Never Hit an Old Man 5 Points

Disrespect your elders

Saviour 5 Points

Keep both dinner guests alive

Sensory Overload 5 Points

Reveal the bridge

Slayer 5 Points

Slay the beast

Spiked 5 Points

Get the pit death

Ssssssurprise! 5 Points

Try and cross the swamp without Hansel

Swan Dive 5 Points

Go for a swim

Weather Master 5 Points

Solve the weather puzzle

Where's My Arm? 5 Points

Pet the teddy

A Trusty Hat 10 Points

Give Rufus back his hat

A Woman's Tears 10 Points

Free Emma

Till Part 3... 10 Points

Complete the game

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Bad Doggy 5 Points

Race the wolf... and lose

Between a Rock and a Hard Rock 5 Points

Get crushed

Gut Busting 5 Points

Step on the trap

Here Doggy! 5 Points

Give a dog a bone

Metal Meal 5 Points

Get Hansel to eat the scissors

Revenge 5 Points

Beat a dead horse

Snip Snip 5 Points

Get cut

Grimm Master 2 25 Points

Beat the game after getting all the deaths

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Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Looming

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

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Nothing To Hide

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)

BE SOMEBODY 5 Points

Run away, and begin your escape.

Support & Share 5 Points

Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Self Surveillance 10 Points

Complete the "Moving iEye" levels

Slidewalking 25 Points

Complete the "Slidewalk" levels

An Act of Activation 50 Points

Complete the "Activating iEye" levels

BE NOBODY 100 Points

Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!